This former sports star is as thick as shit and no mistake. I doubt he’d even know how to stash contraband on his person but that doesn’t mean he hasn’t come under the influence of someone with 2 brain-cells to rub together. They may be using this one time footballer’s anus as a stashing centre. I bet he hasn’t a clue what is going on. The screws take pity on him and take him off to an outhouse for a thorough stripping. They don’t duff him up but instead take a video camera to record his naked humiliation for posterity. Or at least it would be humiliating if this dumb-as-fuck hasbeen had a clue…